Thursday, September 27, 2007

FLASH: THE WAR IS OVER! WE WON!


The number of Iraqi insurgents who have been killed or captured now exceeds the number the U.S. military said we were fighting.

By God, this is cause for celebration. George Bush's manhood finally has been validated after decades of doubt in the wake of his chickenshit avoidance of service in the Vietnam War, which he had otherwise enthusiastically supported.

Watch your local media for times and locations of the victory parades.

Oh, and stand by for the start of the war against Iran, which will happen any day now.

2 comments:

MR. BASEBALL said...

Does this mean we can bring our troops home since there's noone left for us to fight? But what about that Osama guy?

The Rascal said...

The damned lilly-livered Democrats in Congress don't have the brains or guts to stand up to Bush and force a withdrawal of our troops. The only thing that makes congressional Dems look good is congressional GOPs.