Monday, August 6, 2007

Rudy's family values

Rudy Giuliani(pictured here counting his wives) is a different kind of Republican. You can't deny him that.

Let's see:

He's been married so many times (including once to his cousin) that he's got rice scars.

He has, on several occasions, publicly appeared in drag.

He's shared living quarters with a gay couple (not that there's anything wrong with that).

He's been on all sides of the abortion question, finally settling on the pro-choice side.

He's been on all sides of the gun-control question. (The guy flips and flops more than Mitt Romney.)

He pretends that the ashes and soot he got on his suit on 9/11 make him an expert on foreign policy.

And today, we have this piece about how his kids want nothing to do with him.

Yet, amazingly, the polls show that Rudy's still ahead in the race for the presidential nomination in a political party that's supposed to be strongly influenced by the Christian right.

Go figure.

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