Some guy down in Texas who's going to be executed on June 26 for murdering a couple of neighbors wants his last earthly utterance to be a joke, so he's collecting a bunch of them in his search for a real killer (so to speak).
The Rascal, no slouch when it comes to comedy, has the perfect joke for the occasion:
A guy who's about to be executed by a firing squad is offered a last cigarette and says: "No, thanks. I'm trying to quit."
(Rim shot.)
Hey, drive safely, huh?
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