Monday, February 19, 2007

This just in: Clintons involved in the death of Marilyn Monroe nearly 45 years ago

Somebody throw a net over this guy.


Anonymous said...

Clinton put a hit on Foster.

The Rascal said...

Rusty: Vince Foster? Wow, I thought that nonsense had faded away years ago. Six separate investigations -- including a three-year effort by conservative Special Prosecutor Kenneth Starr and another probe by a Republican-controlled Congress -- all concluded that Foster committed suicide. But, of course, if you have evidence to the contrary, I'll be glad to put you in contact with Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. I'm sure he'd happy to follow up on the new leads you seem to have. What? You have no new leads? Then, you must think there's been this massive coverup conspiracy, involving hundreds, perhaps thousands of investigators, including numerous conservatives. Get a grip, Rusty? For your reading enjoyment, I'm passing along a link to the Clinton Death List, covering nearly 50 alleged murders arranged by the Clintons. Here it is: Have a good time.