Multiple choice

For which of the following reasons will posting herein be light-to-moderate today?:

• The Rascal will be spending quality time with his daughter, The Rascalette.
• The Rascal will be attending a secret meeting of Mayor Larry Morrissey's secret lobbying group.
• The Rascal is busy working on an expose that will blow the lid off the biggest conspiracy in the history of the Rock River Valley.
• The Rascal has nothing more to say about anything.