This is too delicious to pass up

The Rascal somehow missed this letter to the Rockford Register Star when it was published a few weeks ago, but it's not too late to have fun with its preposterous assertions.

The writer's basic premise is that American liberals are to blame for the attacks of 9/11 because they're so darned...well, so darned liberal. Oh, and they're "Bush-bashing boo birds" to boot.

This guy's thinking is that bin Laden attacked us because of same-sex unions and the excesses of the ACLU. He seems to suggest that to prevent any recurrences on bin Laden's part, we should adopt a culture in this country that would be acceptable to the al-Qaida terrorists.

You see, our troops are being killed and wounded because Muslims consider us too liberal. And, by God, we are too liberal. In other words, the terrorists are right.

As for the fact that the vast majority of Americans disapprove of President Bush's handling of his job in general and the war in Iraq in particular, that just proves that our poisonous liberal culture is leading us to doom.

Wake up, America, and heed the message Osama bin Laden is sending us. He wants us to turn away from liberalism. Let's do it before he attacks us again. Down with the ACLU! Down with the gays! God bless George W. Bush.

(By the way, today's Rockford paper includes another negative response to the anti-liberal nonsense at issue here.)