Thursday, December 20, 2007

Right-winger beats himself up, blames libs


This is too funny.

A right-wing student at Princeton University suffers various injuries in what he says was an attack on him by leftists who had previously threatened him and other campus conservatives.

Fox News and countless wingnut bloggers jump on the story and soil themselves over the injustice of it all.

Then, it turns out that the so-called victim had made up the whole thing and inflicted his own injuries.

Fox News, meanwhile, moves on to some other cause celebre that might stir up the forces of decency and Americanism.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well at least Fox News can now get back to exposing and reporting on the "War on Christmas." Wait a minute, I forgot. The conservatives made up that one too.

The Rascal said...

Funny thing about that. Rupert Murdoch, whose empire includes Fox News, issued a message of seasons greetings to all his employees. It uses the word "holidays" but never mentions Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Where's Bill O'Reilly when we need him?

Anonymous said...

I agree with you about these. Well someday Ill create a blog to compete you! lolz.