The wide, wide world of sportswriting

Mike Penner, a sportswriter for the Los Angeles Times, wrote something in his column today that is unrivaled in the long history of his craft.

Hint: Penner's next column will be written under the name Christine.

Good luck, Mike/Chris. With some of the cretins to be found in the world of sports (this guy, for example), you're going to need it.