Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Ignore this story...please


Those of us who really care about America don't want any new scandals to erupt that might impede Rudy Giuliani's bid for the Republican presidential nomination. He's the guy the Democrats can most easily defeat next November.

So, please, don't say anything to anybody concerning the story that broke today about Rudy sticking the taxpayers with expenses for some of his extramarital trysts.

Remember, mum's the word. And for good measure, you should tell your Republican friends that "America's Mayor" is the best candidate the GOP could field in the presidential race.

Go, Rudy, go!

4 comments:

Henry said...

Rascal -

Why do you think Rudy would be the easiest for the Dems to beat? I would think Thompson would be easier, given the Evangelical Right isn't thrilled with the guy, and he has to be the worst campaigner of anyone (right or left) running.

MR. BASEBALL said...

I agree with henry, although Huckabee, Tancredo and Hunter would all be easier to beat than Rudy. If we have another terrorist attack in this country before the election, it raises Rudy's stock.

The Rascal said...

Henry and Mr. B: I think Rudy would be the easiest to beat for two reasons: 1) His pro-choice and pro-gay stances will alienate much of the Christian Right, an important segment of the Republican base; and 2) Rudy's an emotionally volatile person with a checkered past, and he's likely to implode under the pressure of a general-election campaign for the presidency.

The Rascal said...

One more thing: Ron Paul, Tancredo and Hunter have no chances of winning the nomination. Among the others, Rudy would be the weakest in a general campaign. He would become a national joke.