Thursday, November 29, 2007

God tells clown college prez to resign

God took time out from his important work recently to tell Oral Roberts Jr. that he should resign as president of the university named for his father, Oral Roberts Sr.

Young Oral, it appears, has been absconding with the school's funds, but it's not exactly clear whether the scandal has offended God. At any rate, Junior says God promised him that he would "do something supernatural" for the school if Junior took a powder.

By the way, in the picture here, Junior is shown reaching for a nearby wad of the school's money.


Will Pfeifer said...

If God did exist, it would have been nice for him to tell this family not to name their sons "Oral."

The Rascal said...

You're right. "Anal" would be a better name.