George Ryan, come back! All is forgiven!

We're stuck with this other guy for another three-and-a-half years, right?

Where's Judy Barr Topinka? Is it too late for a recount?

Hey, maybe Obama will appoint this guy ambassador to some island nation nobody's ever heard of. But, Jeez, it'll be another 19 months before Obama's in the White House. That's a long time to endure Blago, who's only getting worse by the day.

Is there an Elvis angle available? The guy's an Elvis nut. How about offering him a permanent gig at some lounge in Vegas?

Come on, people. Help me here.